ABS-CBN NEWS reported that Bong Revilla was disappointed with the Supreme Court’s decision declaring PDAF as illegal. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court is disappointed with ABS-CBN’s decision to report about something we already know.

According to Bong Revilla, “Kung meron tayong PDAF, mas marami sana tayong matutulungan sa mga naapektuhan ng bagyo.” Sought for comment, Janet Napoles couldn’t say a word. She was laughing uncontrollably.

Bong Revilla was unhappy with the High Court’s ruling on PDAF. He said, “Kung meron tayong PDAF, mas marami sana tayong matutulungan sa mga naapektuhan ng bagyo.” When supertyphoon Haiyan heard this, it made another landfall somewhere.

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